I've had my paper one since my mammogram last November, was it? I stuff it into the door pocket of the car. I usually use a neck gaiter and pull it up when I go into shops and no-one has ever objected. I treated myself to the Kandinsky print one because it was cheerful and I thought wearing it over the NHS one would be better than one. My mistake. I bet the dragon wouldn't have told Nicola Sturgeon to remove her tartan one.