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Well mine is Mouldy toad-spotted hedge pig
Ruth's is Mouldy lily livered faggot
 
Mouldy Bacon-Fed Runagate or Mouldy Toad-Spotted Runagate depending on whether I use my first name or the name by which I'm known.
 
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Thanks for that- a very much needed giggle!

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Very comforting. I bet some of us who are classed middle aged on this list are probably fitter and healthier than some in the 18-65 bracket
 
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Our neighbour has a Claas Dominator combine which the MP alleges he was looking up. He said never once when he has looked it up has he ever been directed to a porn site.
Although he has just taken delivery of a brand new Ford Holland combine. Ruth is very excited by this as she loves a combine harvester, and is looking forward to a go in it already.
 
I showed this to Steve the farmer, he said can he hire them for harvest time, as you need to wash a combine down thoroughly, as they can catch fire a combination of heat and dried bits caught up. Several farmers around here have seen a combine go up in flames an hour or so after combining.

Ruth has no interest in makes of cars, but put her anywhere near farm machinery and she's happy. Military planes, helicopters as well . We have had a lot of Apache action lately.

She was at Rainham Marsh, sitting with friends and one said "ooh a military plane" she looked and said "its the BBMF Dakota" a man behind said " with the greatest respect love, I think you are mistaken, why on earth would you think that"
"Well its a C-47 Dakota, codename "Kwickerbichen" ZA 947 on side"

"Next you will be telling us the engines" sarcastically

" 2 Pratt and Whitney 14 cylinder radials"
At this point the plane flew low overhead with ZA 947 and Kwickerbichen on the side, and Ruth added " O the pilot is Paul " Ernie" Wise

Howard behind her just the punched the air and said to the man

" never doubt her on a historic aircraft"
It was the way he said "with the greatest respect love" which means he was about to give her no respect whatsoever
 
Love it!!

Reminds me of the time I was listening to the auctioneer, the Hon Patrick Lindsay, being interviewed about an auction of planes at Duxford which included a Spitfire. The interviewer tried by every means possible to get him to say the plane he'd love to own was the Spitfire. I was in in fits of laughter waiting for the denouement - he was so polite; tried every which way to spare the interviewer then finally had to say "Well actually I already have one". He used to race vintage cars, as I did 40 years ago, and would fly in to Silverstone circuit in the Spitfire and then entertain the crowds at lunchtime with a flying display
 
Haven't done for many a long year and I don't even have a car now although I'm still heavily involved in the car club. The one I would I have kept needed a complete rebuild and without my ex to do all the mechanical work the cost would have been prohibitive. The pity is that he will never get it done as he never finishes anything.
 
Margaid said:
Haven't done for many a long year and I don't even have a car now although I'm still heavily involved in the car club. The one I would I have kept needed a complete rebuild and without my ex to do all the mechanical work the cost would have been prohibitive. The pity is that he will never get it done as he never finishes anything.
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Sorry but I now have you down as a latter day Isadora Duncan.
 
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