Here is another one. A friend sent them to me.
another friend has a peacock, Igor on her farm, by Mildenhall. One day they noticed his eye was shut and puffy so a trip to the vet was in order. Now you can't get a peacock in a pet carrier, the tail just gets in the way. So they put a collar and lead around his body so he couldn't fly, got him in a car.
Then walked him into the vet, to say he created a sensation was an understatement.
The vet's was a normal 3 bed semidetached 1930's style house, so that gives you an idea of the waiting room. She walked in and a little girl said "she' beautiful, can I touch her" to which my friend said " it is a boy and you can touch his back gently, at which point Igor realised he was somewhat a celebrity and out came his tail, and full display mode, which filled the room, plus a few peacock shrieks, it scared the dogs witless, and the vets face who opened the surgery door at that minute was a joy to behold.
Problem was nothing more than a grass seed under his eye lid, but he insisted on full display mode in the surgery. She said it was worthy of an entire episode in All Creatures Great and Small