The last line packed a lot more punch in the version I heard originally. As this is a family forum I'll have to leave it to your imagination to make it more emphatic!
Know any poultry jokes?
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darkbrowneggs
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Duck walks into a bar and says to the barman - Got any bread?
Barman: No mate, this is a bar
Duck: Got any bread ?
Barman: No I've told you, we don't have bread here!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: Look, if you ask me that again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar.
Duck: Got any nails?
Barman: No.
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: No mate, this is a bar
Duck: Got any bread ?
Barman: No I've told you, we don't have bread here!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: Look, if you ask me that again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar.
Duck: Got any nails?
Barman: No.
Duck: Got any bread?
darkbrowneggs
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I love it!
Glad to say all mine seem to be doing plenty of shopping online ATM, I have more eggs than we need.
Glad to say all mine seem to be doing plenty of shopping online ATM, I have more eggs than we need.