We did the bloody Christmas cards this morning. OH got started whilst i took the dog out for her walk, then I joined in, only to find he hadn't ticked off the list for ones he'd done, just the 'ones that came to mind' - so I had to go through and check them all before starting on the ones he refuses to do, i.e, our neighbours which will be delivered by hand. Then came the stamps - back in about 2004, I did a bulk buy of 200 plain second class stamps, at about 10p each as the price was about to go up, and we have been using them ever since. (What price is a second class stamp nowadays?) We have friends we have confessed to this, and they've promised to let us know if the stamps stop working, but all OK so far. But over the years in storage, the glue has died on the stamps so they have to be stuck down with whatever adhesive we can find that works. Did all that, put it all away, wiped the glue off the table because he refused to put a sheet of paper under the stamps when gluing them - and then realised OH's lack of method meant two crucial elderly family members, usually only seen at funerals but not yet attending their own, (presumably,) had been omitted. So had to get all the bits out and do theirs. Only to find that when i came to put the second card into its already addressed and stamped envelope, I'd chosen an envelope belonging to a smaller card from the by-now muddled collection of odd cards left over. Then, whilst he went down to the post, I spent most of the rest of the morning wrapping up presents for the family who are coming at the weekend.
I'm also working against the clock to finish a jersey I'm knitting for the daughter who isn a leading light in Extinction Rebellion - my adaptation of a yoked fairisle jersey with a row of the XR symbols round the base of the yoke, then the XR slogan REBEL FOR LIFE round the next level, back and front, then some infill fairisle patterns to finish off round the neck. I'd got as far as finishing the knitted text, which was tricky, before realising to my horror the I'd misread the pattern for the yoke and hadn't decreased enough stitches before beginning the text. So had to unpick 10 rows, recover 350 stitches, do the correct decrease row to get down to 280 stitches, plan out the text and start again - have just finished the 4th of 8 rows of text. They arrive on Friday - and it's going to the wire .... still have to clean the house and do loads of cooking.
I'm feeling like a fellow Founder Member of the Bah Humbug Society. I'm glad I don't know any addresses for my good friends on here, so none of you will be miffed at not getting a card, and I'm free to say what I really think!