Five surgeons are having a discussion to find out who the best patients are in the operating theatre.
The first says: I like operating on accountants as, when you open them up, all the organs are numbered and arranged from lowest to highest. It’s very easy.
The second says: sure, but I prefer an electrician on the table, as in their bodies everything is sorted by colour.
The third says: librarians are best, as everything is in alphabetical order.
The fourth says: you know, there’s nothing better than a mechanic, as they come with spare parts.
The fifth says: Sorry to contradict you, dear colleagues, but the best to operate on are politicians. They have no heart, no guts, no balls. What’s more, you can swap their brain with their arsehole and nobody can tell the difference.