A group of Primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the Mens' toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their underpants, and began hoisting them up, one by one, thoughtfully helping them to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help noticing that he was unusually well-endowed. Trying not to stare, the teacher said 'You must be in Year 4.' 'No, love', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2-15.'
