Just had to share this post from a member who is a bus driver, in the Dustbath section of Practical Poultry Forum yesterday.
"How about this conversation between two customers on my bus, they seem to think the driver is deaf by the way or our cab block sounds.
"I am upset we're out of Europe, I liked New Zealand lamb"
"Where is New Zealand exactly anyway?"
"It's that funny bit below Italy, I think, there is Welsh lamb but it's from another animal so not really lamb at all"
When they got off I said "ladies the funny bit under Italy is Sicily home of lemons and the Mafia. New Zealand is near Australia, Wales has more sheep than people and they have lots of lovely lambs reared by wonderful people in a lovely country which is attached to England"
They replied "aint you clever"
Scary or what, one was pregnant so the genes are being passed on."
"How about this conversation between two customers on my bus, they seem to think the driver is deaf by the way or our cab block sounds.
"I am upset we're out of Europe, I liked New Zealand lamb"
"Where is New Zealand exactly anyway?"
"It's that funny bit below Italy, I think, there is Welsh lamb but it's from another animal so not really lamb at all"
When they got off I said "ladies the funny bit under Italy is Sicily home of lemons and the Mafia. New Zealand is near Australia, Wales has more sheep than people and they have lots of lovely lambs reared by wonderful people in a lovely country which is attached to England"
They replied "aint you clever"
Scary or what, one was pregnant so the genes are being passed on."