More chicken Humour...

[chrismahon]

Can you be arrested for being 'drunk in charge of a chicken' ?

Which reminds me of a chap I met who was the last of the cases heard at Lichfield Court before it closed. 'Drunk in charge of a wheelbarrow' and arrested whilst pushing it through the town centre. "How did they know you were drunk" someone asked. "The barrow was upside down when I was pushing it" he said -now that's really drunk !!

 

[jubilee]

My friend was charged with being drunk in charge of a horse on the New Years day hunt a few years back! Mind you, she was practicing her bending race skills up the middle of the white lines on a main road, after she had been recklessly jumping farm machinery in some guys yard!! 07 Funny, didn't go hunting with her again! 19 :roll:

JubesX

 

[Bertie & The Chooks]

My friend was charged with being drunk in charge of a horse on the New Years day hunt a few years back! Mind you, she was practicing her bending race skills up the middle of the white lines on a main road, after she had been recklessly jumping farm machinery in some guys yard!! 07 Funny, didn't go hunting with her again! 19 :roll:

JubesX

:lol: :lol: watch this... this guy is hilarious (he's an ex rodeo bronc rider!)... p.s. it's a bit rude and possibly offensive hahah ADULT http://youtu.be/hdz_-06wGqc

oh and 'tator' is like tatty or potato