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Dear Snow,
It's not me, it's you. I've never much liked you. I don't like your cold attitude. I don't like how you just intrude on every aspect of my life. I don't like how you make my chickens miserable (even though they are under cover). And I don't like how you sit there looking all virginal and innocent, and wait until someone goes out to walk to where they need to go, thinking that would be safer than driving, then bam! you've got them in the hospital with broken limbs before they know what's happened! 22 people in our local hospital A&E with "orthopaedic trauma injuries" due to falls in the snow/ice a couple of weeks ago. And here you are, back again. And here we are again, trying to keep animals' water from freezing. Trying to keep them warm and dry.
So, just go away. It's Spring. Eggs, and baby bunnies, and daffodils, and primroses. Lawnmowers and seeds! You have outstayed your welcome. It's time to leave.
Yours,
Everybody!
It's not me, it's you. I've never much liked you. I don't like your cold attitude. I don't like how you just intrude on every aspect of my life. I don't like how you make my chickens miserable (even though they are under cover). And I don't like how you sit there looking all virginal and innocent, and wait until someone goes out to walk to where they need to go, thinking that would be safer than driving, then bam! you've got them in the hospital with broken limbs before they know what's happened! 22 people in our local hospital A&E with "orthopaedic trauma injuries" due to falls in the snow/ice a couple of weeks ago. And here you are, back again. And here we are again, trying to keep animals' water from freezing. Trying to keep them warm and dry.
So, just go away. It's Spring. Eggs, and baby bunnies, and daffodils, and primroses. Lawnmowers and seeds! You have outstayed your welcome. It's time to leave.
Yours,
Everybody!