What's your favorite chicken joke?

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Here's a couple of mine🙈🤐

Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Why don’t chickens ever tell secrets?

Because they’re always egg-sposed! 🐣🥚

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To talk to the other side! 👻🐔



Can't wait to hear your guys'!!
 
These are a bit more Dad-ish, but still corny chicken jokes!

Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?
Because they don’t have chairs!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!

Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To get to the other side!

Why don’t chickens like basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the fowl shots!

What do chickens tell scary stories about?
The poultrygeist!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

How do chickens leave a building?
Through the egg-sit!


What do you call a chicken that tells jokes?
A comedi-hen!


Why did the chicken refuse to fight?
Because it was a little chicken!
 
I don't have any chickens jokes handy but I've always gotten a chuckle out of this old song:
 
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