bigyetiman
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You just know it's going to be one of those days, when you take a bus into Lakeside at 4.30 am and a young lady gets up from a seat at the bus station and says there is a neatly piled stack of clothes on a nearby seat, which she thinks is a bit odd, I looked there they were a neat pile with a pair of smart shoes on top. So I call security and looked around can't see anyone, so he takes the gents toilet and I checked the ladies. Sitting cross legged on the floor of the Ladies is a stark naked man. We pointed out he can't really sit there like that especially in the ladies. To which he says ladies and gents are just words which have no meaning as we are all human beings and no different from one another so he can sit where he likes without resorting to the disguise of clothing, which imprisons the spirit and soul.
Text OH to tell her this and all she can say back is "what were you doing in the ladies"
Then she top trumps me by finding a Minke Whale swimming along the Thames at Rainham Marsh
Text OH to tell her this and all she can say back is "what were you doing in the ladies"
Then she top trumps me by finding a Minke Whale swimming along the Thames at Rainham Marsh