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Reminded me of the time I unwittingly offered to help OH who was "manning" a stall for the RSPB at a country fair.
We got there to set up and opposite was a small tent set up with the banner "Psychic Sue, Clairvoyant," Let me predict your future etc and so forth
She was suitably dressed in lots of floaty scarves, including one tied around her head.
She watched us putting up our tent and the banner which read "RSPB For Birds, For Wildlife, Forever" and came over and said "what do you do"?
To which Les on the stall said "not very good is she", which put OH into a fit of the giggles, which wasn't helped by someone setting up the stall next to her which was an Indian mystic who proclaimed to see the future. Which sent her scurrying off to complain to someone.
Further quip from Les, " she should have seen that coming"
The whole day just carried on in that vein. Not helped by a very strange man next to us working for the badger trust who had a puppet badger on his hand, and kept coming over to ask OH if she would like to stroke his badger, all the children love stroking it. Very odd.
An announcer over the tannoy who was woefully equipped to do the job. For instance "Don't miss at 11am Ozzie Mick shearing some sheep, not sure if he will be shearing them again in the afternoon"

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The piece de resistance was the couple who came up to OH and said
"we have a robin nesting in our BBQ, what shall we do"
OH dead straight face "don't light it"